No. You Can Not Bring Your Teddy.

30 Jul

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Dear Mr. Mouse Squatting In My Apartment,

I do not know how or when you got here, but I would like you to leave promptly.  No you may not stay another week and no you may not bring your teddy.  I’m sure you are very cute and cuddly, however I still expect you out by the end of the month.

Thank you,

Your Landlord.

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