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A letter to John Mayer

6 Oct

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Dear John Mayer,

Please deflate your ego and take a vow of chastity for the sake of your music.

xxo

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Erm. Hey there.

19 Aug

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Dear (insert your name here)

I know it has been a terribly long week without me around, updating you on my life (i kid, i kid), but I haven’t had a moment of respite since I’ve been home! Probably due to the fact that I am constantly arriving in one place and then leaving and then I arrive another place and then I leave again.  My family is a busy one.

Anyway, here are adventures you can look forward to hearing about within the next day or two:

  • Weekend Update: Law School, Moving into an Apt, Sofitel, Bennetts, Road Trips, GiGi time
  • Daily Dish: Haircut, Invalids, Eye doctor, rainstorm
  • Mama’s foot
  • Friendyfriends
  • chacha
  • How I feel about True Blood/bloody tears
  • BLTs
  • Pre-Departure anxiety
  • packing methods
  • luggage

Sounds really fascinating, huh? lol I hope I’m back soon, for my sake, if not yours.

Make the most of your Wednesday night!

xxo

Coffee was a bad idea.

10 Aug

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I love Stella’s, an awesome coffee shop in the South Pearl area of Denver, but wtf?! It is a freakin Monday night and the entire world is here.  I’m trying to write a paper and am having a good deal of trouble focusing.  I have drafted a “little letter” to them:

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Dear obnoxious recent high school graduates who think they are the shit for hanging out at an indie coffee shop,

Go play scrabble elsewhere.

— That pissed-looking chick in the corner.

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but i still have love for YOU.

xxo

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