Jizz in My Pants + Puke in My Mouth = Utter Joy

I saw this on a friend’s facebook wall the other day and almost died of laughter.  Its a video response to the boys from the Lonely Island’s “Jizz in My Pants” music video.  If you haven’t seen “Jizz in My Pants” before…well lets just say idk if we can still be friends.  To prevent that from happening, their website is here and the video is below:

Anyway, a company that makes fake engagement rings at MsTaken.com thought it would be a great idea to parody “Jizz in My Pants” and they totally rocked it.  It’s basically the female perspective of the creepy dudes that the Lonely Island boys play in their video.  The parody/response video is called “Puke in my Mouth” and is seriously funny, you must watch it.  Luckily for you, I’ve attached it below:

The concept of MsTaken.com is really interesting actually.  I thought that it might be a parody/comedy website like the Lonely Island website so I checked it out after I saw the video & was pretty surprised with what I found.  For $50 you can buy a fake engagement ring to slip on when you are at a bar and a creep approaches you.  As soon as he is gone, you can hide the ring in a special key fob that is meant to hold the ring discreetly.

The website says:

On the dance floor or at the bar, nothing says “I’m taken” like a fake engagement ring.

Slip on the ring — a little bright lie that says you’re married to the man of your dreams (whenever he gets here).

When the coast is clear, stash your secret weapon in the included keychain fob.

How utterly hilarious.  I love it.  Idk about spending $50 on one though.  I think you would have to have a serial creep problem to warrant the purchase, but its a clever idea. Props!

xxo

Happy Monday

Lowlight of the day:

I paid 3.50 euro for a Perrier at a café this afternoon.  And I wonder why I have no money.

Highlight of the day:

I was walking to my dorm after class to drop off my books before I met up with Martin & Barbara at the JFK metro stop to go downtown.  The route I often take cuts between two parking lots via a short pedestrian path.  It curves a little and as I started up the path, I heard a sort of metallic noise up ahead.  I was in a good mood, and when I looked up I saw an elderly man with a cane slowly walking in my direction.  I said hello to him and he responded with the same greeting and we went on our separate ways.

About 10 minutes later, I left my dorm and started walking towards JFK.  As I began to walk on the sidewalk through the parking lots, I heard the same metallic noise from the man’s cane that I had heard earlier; I looked up to see him coming towards me again.  He smiled and said what basically translates to “we meet again!”  He was so sweet, all I could do was smile.

xxo

I’ve Been Told to Wear Green

because it is, apparently Guinness’s birthday (or just an excellent marketing scheme).

Either way, as the friend of about 8 to 10 Irish folk, I will be dressing festively.  And seriously, who are we kidding?  I love a reason to dress up (whether it be for church or for Halloween)!  It does appear however that I will need to go shopping for some party wear.  Luckily Maire (& Fiona, I think) and I are taking the bus to the “hypermarché” (pronounced “eep-air-marsh-aye”) today!  It’s called Géant (Giant) and I’ve heard it is similar to Target.  I can’t even wait.  So psyched.

Oh, & I promise to take pictures of tonight too.

xxo